Saturday, March 31, 2007

It Must Be My Birthday!!!

Cuz I've already been spanked, twice! First the blogger in the previous post with his/her not so subtle commentary on my lack of blog-ettiquette (to put it kindly), then I'm lazing around, watching the SE Match Women's Finals, (Justine had Serena the first set, but Serena rallied with that primal desire and power of hers and pulled it out! Great match, really), when I get an email from my Webmaster regarding my addition of a Technorati link. He was unhappy (to say the least), about the return link to the site which lists the blogs which have linked to An Artist's Journey, one of which included the following:

That night I remember him cumming. I did not cum by the way. I only remember him cumming because he blew his load up my fucking nose!! He must have pulled out and pulled off the condom and then just started jerking aiming for my stomach or tits as most men do. I was so out of it I dont remember, but this seems like the most logical conclusion. I mean I hope he didnt have some weird fetish about shooting up a girl's nose, but what do I know.


I'm sorry, I know it's gross; but I had to laugh (the whole while I was removing the technorati link from my INKBLOG). Seriously, I don't want that kind of stuff linked to my professional blog. My Webmaster and I already agreed that my personal life and politics are not appropriate parts of my business, but I really thought technorati was a good tool for checking out how many ppl were linking to my INKBLOG. What I didn't realize was that return link could get me in trouble!! Ha-ha on me!!

I'm really just trying, in my fumbling, non-blog-savvy way, to generate some traffic and interest in my blogs. It's turning out to be more difficult than I thought to keep traffic only going one way. I mean, there is no reason that my personal links shouldn't potentially generate business toward the INKBLOG and my website; we just don't want potential clients going to Phoenix Rising Tattoo Arts and then running away screaming with their hair on fire..."OMG, SHE'S A LEFT-WING, LESBIAN, WITCH!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh"

Oh, another spanking!!

Happy birthday to meeeee....

I posted this apology at the journal referenced in my earlier post today:

My apologies. I'm not really sure what I did wrong; I'm pretty new to
this BLOGGING thing, and thought I was posting links appropriately. On
the human side, I've been enjoying your journal for quite awhile, just
haven't yet managed to get a link up on my regular BLOG site. href="http://phoenixrisingtattoo.hartjoy.com/thornesworld.html/">Thornes
World BLOG I seem to be having some trouble with the LJ interface. (I
have an active, if not often updated LJ acct. which was primarily a
personal BLOG) I'd like to comment Open ID but haven't been able to
figure that one out yet, either. Anyway, sorry again. Love your BLOG!


I then went on to post that same entry at my LJ: LJ ThornesGarden. You know, the post where I ask for comments on blog-ettiquette?? here's my first response. I'm so grateful for this helpful criticism.

So, after reading your own LJ, I have a few comments:

Firstly, SilverAdept is definitely male.

Secondly, "blog" is not an acronym or initialism, and therefore is not
all capitals
. "Blogging" doubly so, since it's a verb-form modifier.

I've not seen your original post, and therefore cannot comment on how
spammish it looks.



(Is it just me...? Am I sensitive today...having a little upsurge of the old Menopausal Blues? Or are people just rude??)

Okay, I'm going to go edit my pronouns, now.

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6 Comments:

Anna On The Moon said...

Wanted to drop you a comment that Aoanla isn't rude, it's just that SA does get thought to be female more times than any of us care to remember, and it's almost a source of amusement for us.

5:56 PM  
Thorne said...

Thank you for this comment. I even went back to the userprofile to see if there was a statement of gender. Sexist pig that I am, I erroneously assumed he was a she.

7:57 PM  
Blue Gal said...

You're hilarious. Kudos for posting the nose post. I don't quite know how to categorize your blog, but whatever, happy to blogroll you. You're just getting started, and you'll find your voice. BTW may take a year, just let it. Stay funny and keep the faith. And write me if you need encouragement.

2:45 PM  
Doug said...

Hi, fellow 45-year-old!

Blue Gal sent me. She and I got into the blogging world at about the same time, and we have roughly the same sensibilities.

I'm not sure why your webmaster got obnoxious over that return link. You cannot control the people who link to you, okay? Even if a porn site links to you, there's really not much you can do about it, and you're not at all responsible for THEIR content. Really, the webmaster's reaction baffles me.

Not nearly as baffled as I would be by a cum-in-the-nose fetish, but still.

3:16 PM  
Thorne said...

thank you both for the encouragement, BlueGal and
BallsandWalnuts.

I don't really know how to characterize my blog, either. Basically it's "The World According to Thorne" which is an interesting, but oft confusing place to live. All I really know is that I love to write, to learn and to question and opine. My other blog, An Artist's Journey, is a little easier to categorize (maybe) depending on whether you consider Body Art as a valid Art form, a so-called Lifestyle Choice, or ... ???
Anyhooo
Thanx for stopping by!! (And thanx 2 BlueGal for sending Doug over)

4:00 PM  
Blue Gal said...

Thorne you'll love Doug. His blog is not about anything either, but he's a great writer and it all hangs together because his voice is so genuine. I always send "personal bloggers" over to his place as an example of how to do it right.

Also, he's a horndog. The cum in the nose post is right up his alley.

9:45 AM  

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